Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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