did you get engaged???
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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