i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I just woke up in his bed.. in a cardboard castle, with a Justin Bieber poster on the ceiling staring down at me, cuddling with 4 empty PBR cans. I win.
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