Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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