I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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