I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
