so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
My cat took a shit on the guy who passed out in the bathtub
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
why is half of my head shaved?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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