after a month anything with tits is on the radar
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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