I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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