I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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