I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
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