Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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