what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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