She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
If you think for one second that I would forget Mardi Gras, you clearly don't know how much I love boobs.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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