I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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