Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Come see our sink grown plant.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
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