Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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