So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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