You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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