i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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