I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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