and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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