This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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