Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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