Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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