I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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