i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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