it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I FOUND THE LEGS
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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