i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Well I just put wine in my tea
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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