She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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