Me too!
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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