Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I'm both gender and math confused
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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