There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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