I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
