So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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