Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I've discovered the best way to avoid rehab is to not fuck fat chicks when your drunk, therefore delaying regrets and rock bottom
your the Dr. Phil in my life
Today is an unchanging day
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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