what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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