Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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