Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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