I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
they're like a gay fantastic four
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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