I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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