D3 body, D1 cock
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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