So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
Randomize
