So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
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