Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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