I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
Randomize
