Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You pole danced in your parka.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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