Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Did we literally take a cab across the street
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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