16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
I’ve gotta be honest, I didn’t expect to have sex. I didn’t shave... anything. You couldn’t have been impressed.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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