Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
just realized the sink is the perfect height to piss into never cleaning the toilet again
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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