Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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